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An Amazing and Utterly Wacky World of a Boy - "the pick-up lines"

Just found these pearls while surfing the web... I'm not sure they would work, but they're priceless!!

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice ass... what time does it open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
9. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.